The Adventures of… Mistress V!

 "A- are you sure about this?" Chris was feeling very uneasy. Rachel's parents were on an out-of-town trip and the only people in the Perez household was him and Rachel. He knew he shouldn't be uneasy, he had waited for an opportunity like this for quite some time. He knew what was going to happen, what they were about to do; and he knew that Rachel knew. Still, butterflies were raising a typhoon inside his stomach and his heart was pounding like crazy.

 "Of course I am." A  kiss made Chris feel better and more tense at the same time. "I told you," Rachel said as their lips parted, " I want to make sure your first time would be something special."

Chris blushed. He didn't really advertise his virginity when they were still dating but it made Rachel laugh when she knew about it. She told him about her first time, a quick romp in the back of her boyfriend-at-the-time's car. It wasn't the magical moment she thought it would have been. Not only did she not orgasm, the night was highlighted by a cockroach (that probably survived on crumbs and fast-food leftovers) crawling on the guy's back and the both of them screaming and flailing inside the car's cramp space to get rid of it. She told Chris that she wanted his first to be the magical, mind-blowing experience that she didn't get to have.

Chris wasn't exactly sure why Rachel would want to go through all this trouble just for him to lose his virginity. He wasn't even sure why she was his girlfriend. He still couldn't believe it, the girl with the perfect grades, the perfect teeth, the perfect social life, the perfect everything was his girlfriend. Whatever she saw in him, a guy a bit on the chubby side, with not-so-good social skills, his Magic cards, and his comic books, it was something she apparently liked.

He was lying on her bed, Rachel on top of him. The candles, the incense, Rachel really did a number on this one. But he had to admit, it set the right kind of mood. They again locked lips as their hands explored their bodies. She helped him take off his shirt and he felt the cold, air-conditioned air on his bare torso. She went down on him and planted a trail of kisses from his face to his stomach. She smiled at him, unbuttoned his pants, and pulled it down along with his boxers.

Someone suddenly crashed into the room through the window. Both of them look at the intruder, their faces showing surprise.

"S-Sailor Venus?" Chris murmured, not really believing his eyes. 

The intruder was a girl with long blond hair tied with a big red ribbon. She wore a sailor-girl outfit with a yellow-orange collar and a miniskirt of the same color. There were also big flowing ribbons on her chest and her back. She really looked like Sailor Venus in the flesh.  She even wore a golden tiara on her forehead.

"I'm not Sailor Venus, boy. I am," she twirled around and went for a dynamic pose, "Mistress V!"

"What?" Chris and Rachel said in disbelief.

"Mis. Tress. V. V for virginity, got it?" she said with a wink. She snappily pointed a finger at them. "And you were about to do something bad!"

Rachel raised an eyebrow at the girl who called herself 'Mistress V'. "What, Sex?"

"Of course!" Mistress Virginity snapped. She seemed very shocked about Rachel's casual tone. "Sex is very, very, very-very-very bad!"

"What, we're going to condemn our souls to hell if we have sex before marriage?"

"Souls? Hell? What are you talking about? Sex is something people should never, ever do! If you do, it would be… it would be… Oh!" The mysterious girl covered her face with her hands at the thought.

 "What's so horrible about it? I've had sex lots of times." Rachel said matter-of-factly.

"Oh no! You didn't! This is bad!" Mistress Virginity twirled around and settled into another pose. This time she was holding a golden wand with a heart-shaped ruby at one end. A "V" was glowing inside the ruby heart. "It's a good thing I'm here!" She once again twirled around and settled into a pose, pointing the wand's heart-shaped end at Rachel. A light shines from the wand and a glowing "V" hits Rachel in the groin.

"What did you do to me?" Rachel asked with a panicked voice.

Mistress Virginity giggled. "Why you're biologically a virgin again. I've brought your hymen back!"

"You WHAT?" Rachel and Chris both screamed.

Mistress Virginity clasped her hands together, her face showing pride. "Yes, the girl is once more a virgin! Isn't virginity wonderful?"

"Er…" 

A look of concern suddenly fell on Mistress Virginity, "Oh no! Another young couple is about to do the d-d-d-dirty! I need to stop them!"  She turned to the window she used for her entrance and got ready to leave. She looked back at the puzzled couple sitting on the bed. "Now I'll be back in a jiffy, you two just stay there. No funny stuff 'kay?"

Both of them just nodded.

"Okay, bye!" Mistress V jumped out the window and out onto the metropolis in search of the concerned couple. Chris and Rachel just stared at the window, watching the girl bounce from rooftop to rooftop.