Foot-in-Mouth Disease, you sly fox you…

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Foot-in-Mouth Disease, you sly fox you…

December 6, 2007

Your speech on the benefits of something or another goes well. The words just pop into your head and they flow out of your mouth in a continuous stream of sense, painting the big picture in the heads of your listeners. And then the last word you say blows it all to pieces. You end up with your foot in your mouth, and a very bruised ego. Happened quite recently to my dad.

We were all just hanging around in our messy home, being our spoiled, slob selves, when my sister arrives home from work. She drops her stuff on the couch and proceeds to tell us all about her day. Maybe we just got used to it but she was saying Putangina quite a lot. She was in the middle of relating how a client of theirs was doing so-and-so when my dad explodes in anger.

Using his angry I-am-the-head-of-this-house voice he shouts, "Lahat ng sentences mo may mura! 'Wag kang magmumura, gago!" Note the stress on the gago.

There was a small moment of silence before we kids all burst out in laughter. Not a good thing to do to your dad, but how could you not? There was the gruff, angry, and loud voice defending manners and social sensibilities. He was the angry father, wrath gushing out of his pores, reprimanding his spawn. By all means we should have been frightened. We were, it was just that the gago at the end was just too funny. It was like the mysterious power of LOL at work. Adding LOL to just about anything erases almost all traces of seriousness in it.

Look at what the power of LOL can do to Jesus!

(picture taken from the Man-Blog forums. Click on the link. Now.)

I just hope that I don't get bad karma from this.

Posted by someting at 11:44 am | permalink

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hehe, lol.

incidentally, the captcha for this comment is ’slyly’.

Posted by liz at December 7, 2007, 6:41 am

Ah! The power of the g word. Seriously, if that happened to me, I’d be cowering in fear. An angry dad is a very scary thing. I’m curious. How did your father react, after you laughed out loud? Did he laugh along with you? Or just walked away?

Clicked on the link… and what I saw was traumatizing.

Posted by uretz at December 7, 2007, 7:31 am

Hahahaha. TMB is goatse!

Posted by Doms at January 29, 2008, 3:58 am

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